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Kelly and I have both gotten jobs so we have been too exhausted from the change in our lifestyle to post anything.

On the positive side Kelly has dropped 5 pounds since she's now forced to do manual labour for money and has no time to eat.

I've got crazy/weird hours and spend my day outside talking to strangers.

Contrary to the types of jobs we've both landed, we're actually very skilled and very employable.

We have references.

Also, for anyone who thinks the WiiFit is a scam, try one. Trust me when you wake up the next morning and muscles you didn't know even existed are hurting you'll think otherwise.

Plus there's nothing like having a machine tell you you're fat.

A scale is one thing, but I've always found scales to be somewhat sympathetic.

I 've realized it's because they don't have voices that talk to you.

One of my very best friends got a WiiFit, so I went over, created myself a character, spent time picking out the different options to make it look as much like me as possible.

Go into the WiiFit game and it initiates me by weighing me and doing a BMI, to have a starting point to track my progress from.

THEN after it weighs me, my little me character gets FAT. It actually ADDS SIZE to your little person to represent how fat you are.

and not even in the right places! I HAVE CURVES DAMNIT! NOT A FRONT GUNT!

and the machine tells me i'm actually 34.

I'll show you machine.

Just you wait....

stepping stool

I RESISTED LAST NIGHT!

I went to my friend Ashley's and we decided to get a treat, so I got a caramel sundae from McDonalds (NO BIG MACS!! hahahahahah)

and then we went back to her house and baked

CUPCAKES

COOKIES

and BROWNIES

okay I caved and ate a ball of cookie dough and a cupcake but it could have been way worse.

I also tried on my bridesmaid's dress for her upcoming wedding this summer. I think that was good motivation for not eating the treats.

oh and the fact that the dog was standing on my stomach fat to lean out the window.

yea

standing on my stomach roll.

felt as good as it sounds.

flip

I've been doing well lately

Now that I've finished school and have no job I'm pretty much stuck at home.

Which makes me crazy.

Literally I start talking to my pets. They don't think I'm as funny as I do.

Then I jump at any chance to get out of the house, which usually involves getting food.

Tuesday was a really bad night.

My dad bought me KFC for dinner, and I ate it, even though I already had plans to go out to McDonalds with Ashley.

You can't turn down free food when you're as broke as I am (earlier that day I had dumped all my coins into a coin counting machine so that I could pay my cell phone bill.sad)

Since then I've done better though. Wednesday Kelly rescued me from babysitting and we went for a nice long walk at the beach, and then had strawberries, no fat jello and fat-free coolwhip.

It was "fatass" sized portions.

I'm still not on the workout bandwagon, but there's nothing like male rejection to make you bitter and ready to get that hot body.

So tonight we're going out with the girls.

Better believe I'll be wearing some SPANX under my dress.